• boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
  • girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.

sonicdreams:

I remember that speech very well.

(via emptying-your-mind)

“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth.”

(via pandarican)

Give them blowjobs for louboutins- what ya call that? head over heels — iggy azelea (via bollocks-b4rbie)
fuckyeahpervyfangirls:

~~FUCK THE CUDDLING!

fuckyeahpervyfangirls:

~~FUCK THE CUDDLING!

yourgoodgirl:

sdelabelle:

literally me

same.

yourgoodgirl:

sdelabelle:

literally me

same.

(via emptying-your-mind)

L’Hippocampe (The Seahorse) by Jean Painlevé, 1933

You can watch this short film at the link.

Animation by kittenmeats.

(via killthephonies)