- boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth.”
Give them blowjobs for louboutins- what ya call that? head over heels — iggy azelea (via bollocks-b4rbie)